completely RANDOM

Oct 19

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

Why have i never seen this before

Oct 19

sext-and-drive:

when your thirst follow finally follows you back

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Oct 19
Oct 19

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

Oct 19
This is why people are scared of tumblr

This is why people are scared of tumblr

Oct 19
This expression can be used for anythingParent finds out their daughter is pregnant Cops find out a 2 year old brutally murdered his family You met a MormonLiterally anything

This expression can be used for anything
Parent finds out their daughter is pregnant
Cops find out a 2 year old brutally murdered his family
You met a Mormon
Literally anything

Oct 19

oops:

i did it again

This is comedy gold

Oct 19

so-humorous:

beep beep beep beep

beep beep beep beep

HOW ARE THESE FACES POSSIBLE

Oct 19

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

Oct 18

castiel-knight-of-hell:

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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the only people getting fixed up on here are fictional characters