completely RANDOM

Sep 07


once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

Jul 19
Jun 22


When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

May 10
May 09



when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong


why am i able to relate to a broken chair right now

May 09


whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot


May 09



sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like


i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

Got damn though

May 08 →

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May 08


The various types of bras in every girl’s closet

May 08



you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.