completely RANDOM

Sep 16

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, hell yeah I want that chocolate bar

Sep 16

gloomyteens:

the only thing i can get in my bed is food crumbs 

Sep 16

foxh0undd:

‘A fuck load’ is an accurate measurement.

Sep 16

tampontampoff:

sext: i wrap myself around you. i am a boa constrictor and i am squeezing the life out of your body. i hiss sensually as i unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole

Sep 16

lezbehonestnow:

i was in the dressing room today and this pre-pubesant girl was complaining to her mom that she couldn’t open her legs in her dress and the mom told her good lets keep it that way omg i cant

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did-you-kno:

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lolsofunny:

via lolsofunny=)
Sep 16

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